If you’ve ever had a particular feeling, after you’ve had a dream, and are now awake…
I swear black people look like 1/3 of their age, my dad looked like he wad 50 when he was 28.
How can she have an 18 year old son? Did you have him when you were 2?
…I’m actually jealous, you know what I mean? In my family, your hair starts receding and instantly turns grey, and the wrinkles appear. ”